- me: (thinks something mean)
- me: dont be fucking rude
I made an online dating profile recently because I never learn and am a glutton for punishment.
Naturally I mention bunnies in my profile. Dude messages me to tell me that his bunny is better. I… what? I feel like… thats not…. a good way…. to make someone…. like you….???
I hate it when men make unsolicited comments about a woman’s body. Like “she’s got a nice shape but she needs to tighten up her stomach”
How about you tighten up your lips and never speak again you ignorant shit.
Wow maybe you need to accept constructive criticism jesus christ.
Men telling me (or any other woman) what I need to do for them to find me sexually attractive is not constructive criticism.
You think bisexuality and pansexuality is real and that people with this sexuality aren’t indecisive “sluts” who want to sleep with everyone. My mom told me to my face that bisexuals just wanted to have a bunch of sex with everyone.
I’m done with abs. I know what abs look like. I’ve seen plenty. Plenty of arms too. Bring on the thighs. I want bare thighs. I’m bored. Bring me male idols in booty shorts and skin tight leggings. Free the thighs. Free them.
Another unicorn guys. I wasn’t kidding.
Trying to use color schemes I don’t work with normally. Turned out pretty good!
what if all mermaids & sirens are lesbians who are singing to attract ladies so when they get men instead they just toss them aside & accidentally drown them in frustration??
I can confirm this is 100% true
My brother just moved out today. Gone to another town. We’ve lived together for the past four years and I’m going to miss him. :(
"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."
"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."
"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."
"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."
Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.
if alex vauss wasnt hotter than the sun itself she’d have literally 0 going for her whatsoever
I journeyed far and wide and finally made it to a Toys R Us to obtain this stupid piece of plastic that I’ve been lusting after since it was released in the UK. Just kill me now.
If a rabbit were to take a selfie