The article puts it best:
“I’m not crying, I’ve just got something in my eye. A SUDDEN SURPLUS OF TEARS.”
“You know that weird urge you sometimes get to leap off a bridge? No? Well I do. All. The. Time.”
Seriously people, there is no way your dangly bits are so massively gigantic that you need part of my seat to accommodate them. My thighs will become immovable blocks of stone when you try to push them aside with yours.
Also, people that want to lower your seat way back on the bus, yes I will push it back up as you are trying to lower it down on me.
Very nice article! Ive always considered girly things like makeup and painting your nails to just be another art form. Its fun and if you want to do it, you should do it regardless of who you are or what you look like.